Monday, October 27, 2008

1st blog!!!


(giggles lightly) So ladies and gents this is my first blog ever to hit the computer screen. I'm sitting in my beloved fountain hall...Moorpark college... drinking my peerless coffee and tea chai... YUM! and eating a delish plain bagel wit a dallop of creamy lux to top it off. well sitting here ive caught the eye of many young lost lumberjack boys, including the infamous squirrel boy. i should capitalize that.... SQUIRREL BOI. squirrel boy ...yes .... again... squirrel boi is a scruffy lad accesorized with a brown chocolate mustache. tall.... wears flannels... gives me the eye.. nice butt... what else do i need to say. hes the perfect candidate to chop my lumber. so as i sit here blogging and clogging .... yes clogging my bowels with a butt plug. well he walked by and i just happened to let my eye wander down to the crotch of his pants. and to my utter shock i was blessed with a little buldge. right away i had an instant chubby. can you say YUM? well he came over to me sat down at the computer logged onto youtube and watched show me your genitals and chongalicious. ew... skank! and then wrote in pink writing on a post it telling me how cute i am and if id like to join him to go to target. i had to oblige. well im off to write the rest in my journal and spank hank...
good ridens and salutations squirrel boi
guten tag
kareme DD.


KK so that was my good pal danika!! speaking the bold but yet unanimous truth of my undying affection for squirrel boi. **Le sigh, picks camel toe** so basically today was uneventful as usual. i went with her and her man Trev doggi to the infamous topanga mall where we got lost and i ate a burrito! and let me tell you how difficult it is to find 3214234234 cute things you want and -234324324324234 dollars to spend. thanks to my odd pay schedule where i get paid on every 15th and 30th/31st/28th(february)/29th(february on leap year) my bank account is usually raped dry by the near end of the month. it succxxxx! but other than that i pretty much have class at 7 with the most evil and prehistoric of teachers. SHE LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A PTERODACTYL!!! oh well i have bffz like ashley and kelly in that class to make it somewhat worthwhile. anyway heres a vidz for all of you to enjoy: the formerly mentioned "show me your genitals" video courtesy to my commerade Danika aka "dik cheney" :B



OHH and let me know what you think of that owl pic. it's a possible tattoo candidate aside from the horns. i REALLLLLY want it and i would like some feedback, except if all you have to tell me is "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!" cause i guarantee of all the things i've done in my life far more intense than just some ink on my skin, if i am able to not regret those things i know for a fact i'll accept this as my own for THE REST of my existence.

Love ya bitchez,
xoxo
Kareem Tillywackle
so long and thnx fr th mmrs



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